The Porn Phone….
Porn Phone…How May I Direct Your Fantasy?
As I’ve mentioned in previous entries, I work for a local hospital. We have these really cool Cisco IP phones at our desks, and the ringtone choices are plentiful.
Being the dufus with the sick sense of humor that I am, I decided I liked the Sax ringtone. A sample of it can be heard here. Please note that only the first five notes is what ring directly to my desk….the remainder is the pure genius of the person that put this mix together. (Which is SUPER cool, and if I could find a way to get that on my phone, I sure would!)
I started to affectionately refer to my phone as the “Porn Phone” and when my boss heard me refer to it as such, and she was less than impressed, but that’s ok. What the boss can’t hear won’t hurt her. (Sorry, Brenda…)
We also have caller ID on our phones, so I thought it would be funny, when Johnny would call in, to answer, “Porn phone…how may I direct YOUR fantasy?” This became a running joke between the two of us…including the whole gamut of tacky things to say. You know, “what are you wearing,” “are you nekkid,” etc.
One afternoon, the porn phone rang from the house number, and I picked it up and answered accordingly.
Dead silence.
I repeated, a little more forcefully, “PORN phone…How may I direct YOUR fantasy?”
A few seconds more of silence, and then, “uh…uh…MOM???!!!!”
So not cool.
Why did nobody tell me the kids had early dismissal that day?????
My then 16 year old son was NOT impressed.
My then 45 year old mind was mortified.
Needless to say, I have, from that point on, paid a hell of a lot more attention to the school schedule.
Just sayin’.
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HOLD ON WHILE I GET UP OFF THE FLOOR…AGAIN!!!! LOL!!!!!
I am so glad that I could make ya laugh, Roger…this is why I HAVE to see the humor in life. If I can laugh at me, then the rest of y’all can, too! 🙂
Ok, I know EXACTLY the ring tone you’re speaking of. Used to have these exact phones at old work place. One of my good friends had this ring tone…and still does to this day. matter of fact, I was in there the other day when her phone starting “ringing”. I said, OMG… I can’t believe you still have the porn ring. Just so you know you’re not the only one that thinks of it affectionally as the porn ring. 🙂
Tray, this has been this big running joke since we got those phone. Peri tells me that they have the same phones at the high school and that one of the teachers has that very ring tone…and every single time she hears it, Peri says, “Porn Phone” LMAO! I love that kid!
Oh, yes, that sounds like something that would happen to me! That had me cackling!! Hilarious!!
See? This is why I laugh at life.
Cuz if I didn’t? I would probably cry, and laughing is so much more healthy than tears. 🙂
Probably made Timmy’s day in a scarily, Freudian nightmare sort of way
Ewww….Just ….EWW! 🙂 <3, Sherrill!