Wine Bottled, Corked & Nose Busted Up. REALLY?

How cool is this?

How cool is this?

Hell Hath No Fury Version 2.0 is on the books, yo. But it isn’t without its casualties.

OMG…If anyone is more clumsy than I am, please tell me!

We bottled 21 bottles of wine tonight. I was able to nail 16 of 21 bottles before the corker slipped and hit me in the nose.

Like, right square in the damned face.

I was good. I only cried for a minute and that was after I saw the blood. And it wasn’t like it was coming from my nostrils. I cut the outside of it when the top of the hand-corker slipped and smacked me right square in the nose. Now, I’ve had my stupid nose broken before, and we won’t go into how that happened, because that would simply piss me off further, but I don’t think it’s broken. So I guess there is that.

Please know, for sanitation’s sake, I flew across the room as soon as it happened, in case it did bleed. I saw stars, which is what I saw last time.

I was all worried about knocking bottles over, because I am a bit (or more) on the clumsy side. I was uber careful wiping the tops of the bottles off with the cloth soaked in sanitizer, because I didn’t want to knock any bottles over. I brought one bottle over at a time for the same reason.

Nobody thought that *I* would be a casualty of my habitual clumsiness. SURPRISE, y’all!.

I am hoping against all hope that neither of my eyes will be sporting shiners tomorrow. I mean, I seriously saw stars?

Nobody told me a hand corker could be dangerous.

What is the most unexpected accident you have ever had? Because, you know, I don’t want to be the ONLY super-clumsy blogger around, k?

Until Next Time…

About Julie the Workaholic

Mom of three (grown) sons and one (grown) step-daughter, wife of one, friend of many, and owned by seven 4-legged critters, writer, photographer, friend, huge fan of life, and most of all, lover of all things beautiful .….Getting healthy, and hoping to make a dent in the world in a most positive way! (And then there's my alter-ego, the Workaholic, who is me, just unfiltered.)
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7 Responses to Wine Bottled, Corked & Nose Busted Up. REALLY?

  1. The V-Pub says:

    That’s too bad, Jules. I hope that you don’t get a shiner from that! What unexpected accident have I had? This one is stupid. My sons nerf gun was jammed, so dummy here looked down at the barrel. Have you ever shot yourself in the eye with a nerf gun at point blank range? I did….

  2. I swear, Jools….klutzy hooka

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